James Wortman Blades of Glory: Mind-Bottling
Blades of Glory had the potential to be a one-note joke. Skating rivals banned from singles competition decide to compete as the first male figure-skating team. Shenanigans ensue. Luckily, this…
Someone Snuck a Snuke in Her Snizz!
Bravo, Matt and Trey. The latest episode of South Park was easily the best since the boys took on World of Warcraft last fall. This week, the show spoofed Fox’s…
Thank you, come again!
In a staggering display of marketing genius, 7-Eleven plans to convert 11 of its stores to real-life Kwik-E-Marts for the release of The Simpsons Movie this summer. According to The…
The Summer of Geek
It’s just occurred to me how damned lucky geeks have been for the past few summers. Rewind to 2005. We were all prepped for the penultimate Star Wars film to…
Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End Trailer
Released last week, this is the theatrical trailer for the third and final “Pirates of the Caribbean” film, “At World’s End.” This movie looks packed, with plenty of swordplay and…
Final Spider-Man 3 Trailer
Since movie studios aren’t content until they show us the entire movie before it’s released, here’s the final “Spider-Man 3” trailer that just hit the ‘net a few days ago.…
Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!
Like just about every child of the 80s, I’m currently in the midst of a wave of nostalgia this weekend, all because four anthropomorphic amphibians named after Renaissance painters decided…
THIS!!! IS!!!! WORTA!!!!!
Okay, so that headline sounded a lot better in my head. 300 is here, and those of you who had any intention of seeing it have probably done so already.…
When Heroes Fall
As many of you may now know, Marvel Comics superhero Captain America was gunned down by a sniper earlier today at the ripe old age of 66. The eyes of…
I’m the guy who does his job…
…you must be the other guy. Yes, folks. After months of suggestions, taunting and hate mail, I have finally…FINALLY…seen The Departed. Fortunately, I made up for lost time by watching…