James Wortman Transform and Roll Out!
I’m diggin’ the love that Optimus Prime and the gang have been getting over the past week and a half. It seems that despite some mixed reviews and the general…
Transformers: In Defense of the Dumb Blockbuster
Was it a good movie in disguise? Was it more than meets the eye? Can I think of a more unoriginal way to tie Transformers catch-phrases into a review of…
Turtles
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Die Hard is Very Much Alive
Live Free or Die Hard is easily the most fun I’ve had with a movie this summer that wasn’t Knocked Up. It delivers everything I expected from the series (aside…
Drama Prairie Dog
I know that you Wortmaniacs are clamoring for new content, so here’s a gem from Youtube of a very dramatic prairie dog. Is he up to something? You bet he…
Feast Your Eyes on…A New Simpsons Trailer!
James here. The Simpsons Movie is due next month, so expect its advertising to ramp up for the next few weeks leading up to its July 27th release. To tide…
Yippee Ki Yay, Melon Farmer!
Like most people who grew up in the 80’s, I’m really looking forward to this Wednesday’s Live Free or Die Hard, the fourth installment of the Bruce Willis action series.…
Don’t Stop Believin’
It was a pretty normal night at Greenwich’s Sundown Saloon on Friday, drinking with my friends at a small table next to a jukebox that I never noticed before. Naturally,…
And It’s Not a Sequel!
Most of you have probably seen Judd Apatow’s Knocked Up, but for the five of you living under the proverbial rock, it’s definitely worth seeing. It’s non-stop hilarity, and I’m…
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
I can safely say that Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End is the first Hollywood blockbuster this year that isn’t a heaping pile of disappointment. In fact, it’s actually…