James Wortman Explosion in Midtown
If your Sterling senses have been tingling, it’s because I’ve decided to break some of the previous formalities of The Wort Report with less structured, day-to-day posts intermingled with my…
A Case of the Mondays
Another week, another Monday. Tearing myself away from my two-day womb of sleeping in, mid-afternoon trips to Dunkin’ Donuts for a blueberry iced coffee (I can’t drink it during the…
A Beautiful Day for Video Gaming!
As it happens, I haven’t had the luckiest week. Venturing to Jones Beach last Saturday left me horribly sunburned for the better part of the last few days, with yesterday…
Transform and Roll Out!
I’m diggin’ the love that Optimus Prime and the gang have been getting over the past week and a half. It seems that despite some mixed reviews and the general…
Transformers: In Defense of the Dumb Blockbuster
Was it a good movie in disguise? Was it more than meets the eye? Can I think of a more unoriginal way to tie Transformers catch-phrases into a review of…
Turtles
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Die Hard is Very Much Alive
Live Free or Die Hard is easily the most fun I’ve had with a movie this summer that wasn’t Knocked Up. It delivers everything I expected from the series (aside…
Drama Prairie Dog
I know that you Wortmaniacs are clamoring for new content, so here’s a gem from Youtube of a very dramatic prairie dog. Is he up to something? You bet he…
Feast Your Eyes on…A New Simpsons Trailer!
James here. The Simpsons Movie is due next month, so expect its advertising to ramp up for the next few weeks leading up to its July 27th release. To tide…
Yippee Ki Yay, Melon Farmer!
Like most people who grew up in the 80’s, I’m really looking forward to this Wednesday’s Live Free or Die Hard, the fourth installment of the Bruce Willis action series.…