James Wortman Smeared Ink: When Comics Get Real
“I bury my face in comic books, cause I don’t want to look at nothin’, this world’s too much, I’ve swallowed all I could.”-Eminem Seemingly, the above quotation is a…
BioShocked
Yes yes, I know. Another BioShock post? Haven’t we had enough? Well, it’s my report and I’ll gush if I want to. I just wrapped up BioShock tonight, having the…
WoW player scolded by parents over Ventrilo
Is WoW a dangerous addiction for America’s children? Decide for yourself. Either way, it’s pretty darn hilarious. Views: 4
Curb Your Enthusiasm – Luke Skywalker
So it’s a reference within a reference being referenced on The Wort Report. Ponder the implications of this, Wortmaniacs… Views: 1
And the New Indiana Jones Will Be Called…
With all the Britney uproar the world seems to have forgotten that last night at the Video Music Awards, Shia LaBeouf announced the official title for the next Indiana Jones…
Well, if I have to…
I know that you’ve been biting your nails in anticipation of the Wort Report’s take on the Britney Spears VMA performance. Really, if not for these hot button topics, how…
BioShock: Why Aren’t You Playing It?
You know anticipation for Halo 3 is pretty high when it has its own Mountain Dew. Yes, that’s right. The chosen caffeinated soft drink for late-night frag fests is now…
Bioshocking
What’s happening, Wortmaniacs? You know, usually when an idea pops into my shiny noggin, I’m forced to see it through to fruition no matter what. Today, that idea was that…
An Open Letter to Stephen Sommers
Dear Mr. Sommers, Rumor has it, you have been tapped to helm the upcoming G.I. Joe live-action film which is currently being fast-tracked into production after the success of Transformers,…
Superbad? Superawesome.
Superbad is one of those rare teen sex comedies that transcends its genre and truly captures what it’s like to be a teenager on the cusp of high school graduation.…