James Wortman BioShock: Why Aren’t You Playing It?
You know anticipation for Halo 3 is pretty high when it has its own Mountain Dew. Yes, that’s right. The chosen caffeinated soft drink for late-night frag fests is now…
Bioshocking
What’s happening, Wortmaniacs? You know, usually when an idea pops into my shiny noggin, I’m forced to see it through to fruition no matter what. Today, that idea was that…
An Open Letter to Stephen Sommers
Dear Mr. Sommers, Rumor has it, you have been tapped to helm the upcoming G.I. Joe live-action film which is currently being fast-tracked into production after the success of Transformers,…
Superbad? Superawesome.
Superbad is one of those rare teen sex comedies that transcends its genre and truly captures what it’s like to be a teenager on the cusp of high school graduation.…
Dear Diary: Braaaaaaaaiiiins…..
Zombie film auteur George A. Romero has posted some new pics from the set of his upcoming film Diary of the Dead, which can best be described as The Blair…
There and Back Again
Lord of the Rings fans rejoice! Despite a storied dispute between Peter Jackson and New Line Cinema a few months back, Jackson may be in line to direct The Hobbit,…
Delays, Heat Waves and HD
And here I thought today would be pretty lowkey. My last day of work before a much-needed day off, a relaxing night at home, cracking a brew or two and…
The Super Mario Bros. Movie: A F**king Nightmare?
Remember the Super Mario Bros. movie? The one that featured Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo as everyone’s favorite Italian plumbers? Remember how it had nothing to do with the video…
The Color Yellow is Kicking Ass This Summer
It’s official: The Simpsons Movie is a box office juggernaut. Despite this weekend’s release of The Bourne Ultimatum, which I have yet to see, Homer and the gang have raked…
Hot Fuzz: A DVD Review
Hot Fuzz, the cop movie parody from the guys that brought you Shaun of the Dead, arrived on DVD this week, and is worth picking up whether you caught it…