James Wortman The Man Clearly Appreciates a Good Milkshake
As a film buff, it pains me to say that I’ve yet to see Paul Thomas Anderson’s Oscar-nominated There Will Be Blood, but on the eve of this Sunday’s Academy…
Lego Star Wars: A Wort Report Short
In the wake of classic games like Knights of the Old Republic and Battlefront II, there has been a serious draught of quality console Star Wars titles. With the release…
Self-Congratulations and Such
As you may have already noticed, The Wort Report has surpassed 1200 visitors, so I’d like to thank each and every one of you who choose to make this dorky…
Devil May Cry 4: First Impressions
I can safely say that I know absolutely nothing about Capcom’s Devil May Cry series. Sure, I’ve been aware of its existence. I know it was originally conceived as a…
Chocolates, Flowers and Crystal Skulls
Steven Spielberg gave film fans one hell of a valentine this morning with the release of the first teaser trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,…
It’s Official…
The Hollywood writer’s strike is over as of tonight following a majority endorsement by the Writers’ Guild of America (WGA). The new contract between WGA members and studio heads includes…
Star Wars Returns to Theaters
I wouldn’t be a Star Wars fanatic if I wasn’t overjoyed that a full-length computer animated feature film based on the Clone Wars is making its way to theaters on…
Freddy Returns to Elm Street
You knew it was coming. According to movie news site Ain’t It Cool News, Michael Bay’s Platinum Dunes production company—responsible for remakes of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Amityville…
Cooper Lawrence: “My bad!”
After angry video gamers spammed her Amazon.com book pages into oblivion last week, pop psychologist Cooper Lawrence retracted her misinformed criticism of Bioware’s Mass Effect in an interview with The…
A Little Geek Justice
It’s surprising that major news networks are so keen on inviting so-called “experts” onto their shows to discuss the latest video game and lambast it for its graphic displays of…