James Wortman Get Doc Brown on the Phone!
I think an archived New York Times piece may be proof that I am fully capable of time travel. Take a look at this July 22, 1858 police blotter: POLICE.-CHRISTOPER…
The Cake is a Lie
I know I’m saying nothing that hasn’t already been said by countless others, but I really must congratulate the team at Valve for their fine, fine work on Portal, one…
Cloverfield in Toy Form
Were you a fan of Cloverfield? Would you like a Cloverfield Monster of your very own to menace your bookshelf or cubicle? Do you have $100 to spend? Well, then…
A Ghostbusters Announcement at Comic Con?
I came across this interesting tidbit on /film this week. Apparently, Sony Pictures is gearing up for a Ghostbusters-related announcement at this year’s Comic Con in San Diego. While we…
The Man Clearly Appreciates a Good Milkshake
As a film buff, it pains me to say that I’ve yet to see Paul Thomas Anderson’s Oscar-nominated There Will Be Blood, but on the eve of this Sunday’s Academy…
Lego Star Wars: A Wort Report Short
In the wake of classic games like Knights of the Old Republic and Battlefront II, there has been a serious draught of quality console Star Wars titles. With the release…
Self-Congratulations and Such
As you may have already noticed, The Wort Report has surpassed 1200 visitors, so I’d like to thank each and every one of you who choose to make this dorky…
Devil May Cry 4: First Impressions
I can safely say that I know absolutely nothing about Capcom’s Devil May Cry series. Sure, I’ve been aware of its existence. I know it was originally conceived as a…
Chocolates, Flowers and Crystal Skulls
Steven Spielberg gave film fans one hell of a valentine this morning with the release of the first teaser trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,…
It’s Official…
The Hollywood writer’s strike is over as of tonight following a majority endorsement by the Writers’ Guild of America (WGA). The new contract between WGA members and studio heads includes…