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Dancing Baby Groot Presents My Top 5 Flicks of 2014

James Wortman January 4, 2015 No Comments

Happy New Year, Wortmaniacs! 2014 was an incredible year for movie geeks and geeks in general, and although there were some disappointments along the way (Sin City: A Dame to…

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Gets an Honest Trailer for Christmas

James Wortman December 24, 2014 No Comments

Based on how amazing Nickelodeon’s updated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series has been about sticking to the material and not treating the pre-adolescent target audience like simpletons, it’s pretty mind-blowing…

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‘The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies’ Reviewed

James Wortman December 19, 2014 No Comments

Remember how, in middle school, you used double-spacing and wider margins to stretch out your five-paragraph book report to the required three pages, thinking you were fooling your teacher? That’s…

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New James Bond Gets a Title, All-Star Cast

James Wortman December 5, 2014 No Comments

It’s a pretty good time to be a movie geek. After getting new trailers for Jurassic World and Star Wars: The Force Awakens, we received news that the 24th James…

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Every Day is Arm Day for Chewbacca

James Wortman December 4, 2014 No Comments

Damn, you’d better let the Wookiee win. This Chewbacca figure, recently pulled from a large plastic bin of Star Wars figures in my closet, was part of the “Power of…

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Oh, No! The Rancor!

James Wortman December 2, 2014 No Comments

Back when I devoted three whole shelves and the top of a dresser to my gargantuan Star Wars collection, the centerpiece of it all was my Millennium Falcon, Kenner’s 1995…

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An Awkward 'Star Wars' Family Reunion

James Wortman December 1, 2014 No Comments

I’m even more obsessed with Star Wars than usual after the teaser for The Force Awakens broke the Internet for real (sorry, Kim), so I was inspired this evening to…

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‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Teaser Now Online

James Wortman November 28, 2014 No Comments

“Have you felt it?” Well, this morning brought me some major déjà vu as I sat on my bed frantically refreshing my Twitter feed awaiting the arrival of the promised…

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How to Say ‘I Am Groot’ in 15 Languages

James Wortman November 19, 2014 No Comments

You guys, not only is Guardians of the Galaxy now available on Digital HD (it hits Blu-ray Dec. 9), but Marvel has released a video teaching us all how to…

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Adult Swim’s ‘Too Many Cooks’ Made Me Cry

James Wortman November 7, 2014 No Comments

Explaining any aspect of this would be a disservice. Just know that Adult Swim aired it at 4 a.m., and that you need to sit through the entire thing. Enjoy!…

James Wortman

Emmy Award-Winning Digital/Social Storyteller and Brand Champion - With more than 18 years of experience in the Digital/Social space, I have a passion for storytelling in all its forms. I have worked with such brands as WWE, Lucasfilm, NBC Sports, G FUEL Energy, Hydrow and Dechert LLP.

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