James Wortman Salad Fingers – Episode Two
I know I made some lofty goals and assumed I’d be able to update this week, but my brain is utterly fried. To celebrate this lapse of cognitive ability, here’s…
SNL Digital Short: Business Meeting
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How Does One “Superman” a Ho?
If you’ve heard a ringtone or turned on a radio in the past few weeks, chances are you’ve heard Soulja Boy’s “Crank Dat,” an ode to cranking Robocop and Supermanning…
A Zombie James?
I had one of those great weekends that brings you back to life after feeling less-than-alive for an extended period of time, thanks to good friends, late nights, and trying…
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Since I’m about ten seconds away from a complete and total breakdown this week, here’s a clip from “The Office” that made me crack a smile, albeit for a minute.…
The Father, The Son, and the Holy Needler?
I came across this little gem from the Denver Post during my coffee/early morning web surfing. Apparently, churches all over the country are using Halo 3 to attract young parishioners.…
Have You Finished the Fight?
The dust has settled since the Tuesday release of Halo 3, which earned $170 million in 24 hours, making it the highest-grossing entertainment launch ever. Bravo, Microsoft. My history with…
Halo, Goodbye
Hey Wortmaniacs. With much of my free time being gobbled up by the single-player Halo 3 campaign (review coming soon), The Report’s going to be light on updates for the…
Family Guy: The Star Wars Special
To commemorate the 30th anniversary of the original Star Wars film, Family Guy put together a one-hour tribute show, retelling the story using Family Guy characters. In many ways, it…
Transformers…in IMAX!
If you were living under a rock this summer or were otherwise incapacitated, Transformers was one of the most fun movies to hit the multiplex this year. Is it a…