James Wortman How Does One “Superman” a Ho?
If you’ve heard a ringtone or turned on a radio in the past few weeks, chances are you’ve heard Soulja Boy’s “Crank Dat,” an ode to cranking Robocop and Supermanning…
A Zombie James?
I had one of those great weekends that brings you back to life after feeling less-than-alive for an extended period of time, thanks to good friends, late nights, and trying…
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Since I’m about ten seconds away from a complete and total breakdown this week, here’s a clip from “The Office” that made me crack a smile, albeit for a minute.…
The Father, The Son, and the Holy Needler?
I came across this little gem from the Denver Post during my coffee/early morning web surfing. Apparently, churches all over the country are using Halo 3 to attract young parishioners.…
Have You Finished the Fight?
The dust has settled since the Tuesday release of Halo 3, which earned $170 million in 24 hours, making it the highest-grossing entertainment launch ever. Bravo, Microsoft. My history with…
Halo, Goodbye
Hey Wortmaniacs. With much of my free time being gobbled up by the single-player Halo 3 campaign (review coming soon), The Report’s going to be light on updates for the…
Family Guy: The Star Wars Special
To commemorate the 30th anniversary of the original Star Wars film, Family Guy put together a one-hour tribute show, retelling the story using Family Guy characters. In many ways, it…
Transformers…in IMAX!
If you were living under a rock this summer or were otherwise incapacitated, Transformers was one of the most fun movies to hit the multiplex this year. Is it a…
TV Guide Talks to George Lucas
It’s after midnight, I’m unshaven (my entire head feels like a brillo pad) and I need a beer. That about sums up how I’m feeling right now. My workday kicked…
Death Proof on DVD
Remember that great idea Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez had a while back? Where they each made an homage to the schlocky trash cinema of yesteryear and presented it as…