James Wortman Cloverfield: A Wort Report Review
Cloverfield is one of those rare event films that lives up to all of its insurmountable hype. A hand-held take on the monster disaster film—think “Godzilla Witch Project,” Cloverfield thrills…
What is Cloverfield?
Cloverfield stomps its way into theaters today, January 18, thus ending the six-month long viral ad campaign that has riled up film fans and obsessive-compulsive basement dwellers over just what…
A Not-So-Pop Princess
It should come to no surprise to any of you that I have been a hardcore Star Wars fan for most of my life. I’ve seen each of the films…
While My Guitar (-shaped Controller) Gently Weeps
I hope everyone out there on the Interweb is having an awesome year thus far. I know that I’ve been MIA for the last week or so, but the strains…
The Dark Knight 1966 Style
This is brilliant. Happy 2008, Wortmaniacs! Views: 0
The Dark Knight 1989 Style
Yet another riff on the trailer for The Dark Knight. Good stuff. Views: 0
The Simpsons Game: A Wort Report Review
Whether you know it or not, the Simpsons have had a rich history in video games. From the early days of Bart vs. the Space Mutants to the Konami arcade…
Super Mario Galaxy: A Wort Report Review
It’s hardly surprising that the best Mario title in a decade is also the best platformer in years. Super Mario Galaxy delivers on all levels, with its intuitive control scheme,…
What a Wiik
Time to pack away the artificial tree and shove the stockings back into the crawlspace until next December. I hope everyone had a great Christmas holiday. I know I did.…
Sweeney Todd: A Wort Report Review
It’s good to see that Tim Burton is stretching himself these days. While his past films have focused on alienated loners with dark pasts, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of…