Armcannon: Legvacuum
James Wortman A few weekends ago, real-life friend and frequent Wort Report commenter Andrew Metzger thankfully introduced me to Armcannon, a Buffalo, NY-based rock group that specializes in putting its own unique…
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Step Brothers: A Wort Report Review
A new Will Ferrell movie stirs up strange feelings in anyone who thoroughly enjoyed his 2004 big-screen star turn in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. That film’s farcical take…
WALL-E: A Wort Report Review
I would love to be able to go against the flow of critical reaction and general opinion and say that WALL-E was one of Pixar’s few misfires, but that would…
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: A Wort Report Review
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull does little to reinvent the series or truly justify the character’s return to the silver screen after 19 years, but as…
Burning Rubber with Mario Kart Wii
It’s recently come to my attention that I never formally reviewed Mario Kart Wii despite owning it for several weeks now. I guess that between playing it ad-nauseum, spending far…
Grand Theft Personal Time
Greetings, Wortmaniacs! For once, I decided to kick back for a weekend, which of course meant that I spent much of it running errands. From last minute Mother’s Day shopping…
No Country for Old Men: What I Was Missing
It may be surprising, but I had gone without seeing the Coen Brothers’ Oscar-winning No Country for Old Men until yesterday afternoon, when I finally popped it in and hoped…
Super Smash Bros. Brawl: A Wort Report Review
Ahh Super Smash Bros. Brawl. This crown jewel of Nintendo’s library is now in our sweaty grasps after months and months of delays and promises. The hip thing to do…
The Cake is a Lie
I know I’m saying nothing that hasn’t already been said by countless others, but I really must congratulate the team at Valve for their fine, fine work on Portal, one…
Cloverfield: A Wort Report Review
Cloverfield is one of those rare event films that lives up to all of its insurmountable hype. A hand-held take on the monster disaster film—think “Godzilla Witch Project,” Cloverfield thrills…