Watching the Watchmen’s Opening Credits
James Wortman If you saw Watchmen this weekend, chances are you were floored by the film’s opening credits. Set to Bob Dylan’s “Times They Are a-Changin’,” the montage introduces viewers to an…
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Bring the Funny, Chuckleheads!
Calling all Wortmaniacs! Reader’s Digest editor and friend of the Report, Jill Krasny, gave me the heads-up earlier today that her magazine is sponsoring the World’s Best Joke Contest, which…
Christian Bale Versus Bill O’Reilly
This is an incredibly inspired mash-up that I just had to share. Enjoy! Views: 0
Merry Christmas from The Wort Report!
I hope each of you out there had a very happy, healthy and memorable Christmas. This year, I’ve learned that the holiday becomes far more involved—and tiring—when kids are a…
Yes He Can!
Congratulations to Barack Obama for becoming the 44th president of the United States of America. Not only did he make history last night by becoming the first African American elected…
Vote Lando Calrissian for Change!
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Night of the Living Plumber
Happy Saturday, Wortmaniacs! I hope you all enjoyed your Halloween tomfoolery last night, whether it involved tricks, treats or getting totally hammered dressed like the Joker or Sarah Palin (easily…
The Wort Report Has a New Home!
Don’t be alarmed, Wortmaniacs. Earlier this week, The Wort Report went through some changes and, as is the case with socks, underwear and lightbulbs, change can be an amazing thing.…
Don’t You Love References?
Just hours after Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama delivered an exhilarating speech hinting at a better and brighter America on August 28, Disaster Movie hit theaters across the country. The…