“You came [on] that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
James Wortman Although I used a modified Star Wars quote for the headline, I assure you that this blog post is not of a family-friendly nature. I urge all of those with…
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Blogging SDCC
Hi there, Wortmaniacs. In case you were wondering why I’m not obsessively blogging about San Diego Comic-Con on The Wort Report, it’s because I’m obsessively blogging about it on Broken…
‘Beavis and Butt-Head’ Returning to TV?
I know we’re all anxiously awaiting the second season of Jersey Shore (no snark intended, I’m a fan), but it looks like MTV’s original glorious nitwits, Beavis and Butt-Head, might…
Pee-wee Herman Uses Toys to Reenact the Leno/Conan/NBC Debacle
I’m sure we’re all tired of hearing about the feud between late-night funnyman Conan O’Brien and NBC at this point. But, I have to say, Conan’s handling the situation pretty…
A Wort Repose
I’m taking a much-needed break from my full-time job, and while I thought this would mean I’d be posting more updates than usual this week, I’m probably going to be…
White Chicks Sequel Signals the End of Days
Okay, I’m probably being a bit melodramatic, but with Marlon and Shawn Wayans readying a sequel to White Chicks, I’m looking over my shoulder for the other two Horsemen of…
District 9 Beats G.I. Joe at the Box Office
Sci-fi thriller District 9 pummeled G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra at the box office this weekend, earning $37 million according to studio estimates, as reported by The Associated Press.…
Video: Why Entourage Is Awful
I’ve been trying to figure out why I just can’t stand watching HBO’s Entourage these days. Perhaps it’s the inherent douchiness of the premise—which lost most of its self-aware satirical…
Spider-Man Musical May Be Squashed
The New York Post’s Michael Riedel reports that the anticipated Broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark is on “hiatus,” because its producers—Sony, Marvel Comics and Chicago lawyer David Garfinkle—have…
The “I’m Still Alive” Update!
Happy Friday, blogosphere! I always hate writing a post that essentially apologizes for a week of inactivity on The Wort Report, but this is what we’re unfortunately dealing with. If…