Breakfast of No. 1 Contenders
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I Hear Ya, Skaarn …
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‘They Come in Electric, Too?’
James Wortman (@JamesWortman) 7/12/14, 8:01 PM I might have a long, in-depth discussion about “Gremlins 2: The New Batch” with the next person I see. Consider yourself warned, universe. Views:…
‘Does This Mean We Have to Start Fighting?’
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Couple Breaks Up in the Best Way Possible
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In the Wake of Wortmania
It’s funny. As much as I seem to love the sound of my own voice in the real world, it’s always difficult for me to open up about my life…
Lucasfilm Confirms Writer for ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’
In a move that will surely quell complaints about Disney’s impending resurrection of the Star Wars film series, Lucasfilm has announced that Toy Story 3 scribe Michael Arndt will write…
A New Beginning
An English professor at the University of Connecticut once told me that one of the most important exercises for a writer is to keep the pen moving. Now, aside from…
To Be Continued …
Hey everyone. You’ve probably noticed that updates on The Wort Report have been few and far between these days. If you know what I’ve been up to with work these…