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James Wortman Since I’m about ten seconds away from a complete and total breakdown this week, here’s a clip from “The Office” that made me crack a smile, albeit for a minute.…
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The Father, The Son, and the Holy Needler?
I came across this little gem from the Denver Post during my coffee/early morning web surfing. Apparently, churches all over the country are using Halo 3 to attract young parishioners.…
Have You Finished the Fight?
The dust has settled since the Tuesday release of Halo 3, which earned $170 million in 24 hours, making it the highest-grossing entertainment launch ever. Bravo, Microsoft. My history with…
Halo, Goodbye
Hey Wortmaniacs. With much of my free time being gobbled up by the single-player Halo 3 campaign (review coming soon), The Report’s going to be light on updates for the…
Transformers…in IMAX!
If you were living under a rock this summer or were otherwise incapacitated, Transformers was one of the most fun movies to hit the multiplex this year. Is it a…
TV Guide Talks to George Lucas
It’s after midnight, I’m unshaven (my entire head feels like a brillo pad) and I need a beer. That about sums up how I’m feeling right now. My workday kicked…
Family Guy salutes TV at the 2007 Emmys
The only truly worthwhile part of this year’s Emmy Awards. Watch it. Brilliant. Views: 1
BioShocked
Yes yes, I know. Another BioShock post? Haven’t we had enough? Well, it’s my report and I’ll gush if I want to. I just wrapped up BioShock tonight, having the…
WoW player scolded by parents over Ventrilo
Is WoW a dangerous addiction for America’s children? Decide for yourself. Either way, it’s pretty darn hilarious. Views: 1
Curb Your Enthusiasm – Luke Skywalker
So it’s a reference within a reference being referenced on The Wort Report. Ponder the implications of this, Wortmaniacs… Views: 0