No Love for The Love Guru
James Wortman When I first saw the previews for Mike Myers’ The Love Guru, one thing was immediately clear: the one-time heir apparent to the comedy throne has been unseated in his…
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Hulk Smash M. Night Shyamalan!!!
Reuters reports that Louis Leterrier’s The Incredible Hulk took in $54.5 million this weekend, putting the franchise revival at the top of the box office in its opening week. The…
Robert Downey Jr. Owes His Life to the Burger King
Remember that scene in Iron Man when, after narrowly escaping a terrorist hideout in his brand-new set of iron overalls, Tony Stark immediately asks for an American cheeseburger? Remember when…
“Nuked the Fridge” Enters the Pop Culture Lexicon
When I saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, there was one scene in particular that left me scratching my shiny, clean-shaven dome long after leaving the…
Transformers 2 Has a Title!
If you’re like me, your one concern regarding the upcoming Transformers sequel is how many gratuitous shots of Megan Fox’s glistening midriff director Michael Bay has planned. Okay, the giant…
Indy 5 News? Already?
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull hits theaters in less than a week on May 22, but George Lucas told reporters at the Cannes Film Festival that…
Spider-Man Sequel News!
Do you have a grain of salt handy? Good. Cinematical reported May 16 that Spider-Man 4 screenwriter James Vanderbilt (Zodiac) has turned in a working draft of a script that…
Some Gonzo Journalism
If you’ve seen the Judd Apatow-produced Forgetting Sarah Marshall, chances are you got a kick out of the Dracula-based puppet rock opera written by Peter (Jason Segel), the film’s lovelorn…
A Look At the Fanboys Controversy
While this article may seem at first to be a thinly-veiled excuse to post a picture of Kristen Bell in a gold Princess Leia bikini, I’d like to direct your…
No Country for Old Men: What I Was Missing
It may be surprising, but I had gone without seeing the Coen Brothers’ Oscar-winning No Country for Old Men until yesterday afternoon, when I finally popped it in and hoped…