The Super Mario Bros. Movie: A F**king Nightmare?
James Wortman Remember the Super Mario Bros. movie? The one that featured Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo as everyone’s favorite Italian plumbers? Remember how it had nothing to do with the video…
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The Color Yellow is Kicking Ass This Summer
It’s official: The Simpsons Movie is a box office juggernaut. Despite this weekend’s release of The Bourne Ultimatum, which I have yet to see, Homer and the gang have raked…
Hot Fuzz: A DVD Review
Hot Fuzz, the cop movie parody from the guys that brought you Shaun of the Dead, arrived on DVD this week, and is worth picking up whether you caught it…
The Simpsons Movie: Worth the Wait?
After nearly two decades on television, everyone’s favorite yellow family has made its way to the big-screen, and I can safely say, as a longtime fan of the series, that…
Beer and Donuts…Together At Last!
It’s safe to say that anticipation for The Simpsons Movie, coming to theaters on July 27th, is at a fever pitch. 11 7-Eleven stores across the country have been converted…
759 pages and two nights later…
…and I’ve just completed Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. You won’t find any spoilers here, since half the fun of the series is finding out what happens next, but…
The World’s Gone Potter Crazy!
It’s a good week for Harry Potter, the bespectacled boy wizard created by J.K. Rowling. With a hit movie topping the box office and a new book that’s selling like,…
Flea Market Montgomery – Long Version
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Explosion in Midtown
If your Sterling senses have been tingling, it’s because I’ve decided to break some of the previous formalities of The Wort Report with less structured, day-to-day posts intermingled with my…
A Case of the Mondays
Another week, another Monday. Tearing myself away from my two-day womb of sleeping in, mid-afternoon trips to Dunkin’ Donuts for a blueberry iced coffee (I can’t drink it during the…