The Mega Man 2 Rap
James Wortman Child of the 80s? You may have spent a lot of time with the Mega Man games. More specifically, Mega Man 2: Arguably the crown jewel of the 8-bit series.…
March 2009
Ghostbusters 3 to Team Younger Cast with Series Vets
Who ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts? Harold Ramis, who co-wrote the first two Ghostbusters films and starred as Dr. Egon Spengler, our favorite collector of spores, molds and fungus. While…
Spider-Man’s Next Opponents? Theater Critics
The New York Post joined theater insiders for an early glimpse at Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, a $40 million Broadway production slated to open at the Hilton Theatre in…
The “I’m Still Alive” Update!
Happy Friday, blogosphere! I always hate writing a post that essentially apologizes for a week of inactivity on The Wort Report, but this is what we’re unfortunately dealing with. If…
South Park Takes on Superheroes
If you’re not watching the current season of South Park, you really should be tuning in. After spoofing the Jonas Brothers in “The Ring”—which kicked off the show’s 13th season…
Watchmen at the Box Office
Who watches the Watchmen? Not enough of us, apparently. E! Online reports that after the film’s $55.7 million opening last weekend, sales are estimated to have plummeted 67 percent to…
Watching the Watchmen’s Opening Credits
If you saw Watchmen this weekend, chances are you were floored by the film’s opening credits. Set to Bob Dylan’s “Times They Are a-Changin’,” the montage introduces viewers to an…
Fox Releases a New Trailer for X-Men Origins: Wolverine!
Sure, we’re all wrapped up in Watchmen mania leading up to that film’s release this weekend, but let’s not forget that X-Men Origins: Wolverine is but months away! Head over…
Friday the 13th: A Wort Report Review
I finally got a chance to check out Platinum Dunes’ Friday the 13th remake, and I have to say I was pretty impressed. This glossy franchise reboot ups the gore…