Curb Your Enthusiasm – Luke Skywalker
James Wortman So it’s a reference within a reference being referenced on The Wort Report. Ponder the implications of this, Wortmaniacs… Views: 0
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And the New Indiana Jones Will Be Called…
With all the Britney uproar the world seems to have forgotten that last night at the Video Music Awards, Shia LaBeouf announced the official title for the next Indiana Jones…
Well, if I have to…
I know that you’ve been biting your nails in anticipation of the Wort Report’s take on the Britney Spears VMA performance. Really, if not for these hot button topics, how…
BioShock: Why Aren’t You Playing It?
You know anticipation for Halo 3 is pretty high when it has its own Mountain Dew. Yes, that’s right. The chosen caffeinated soft drink for late-night frag fests is now…
Bioshocking
What’s happening, Wortmaniacs? You know, usually when an idea pops into my shiny noggin, I’m forced to see it through to fruition no matter what. Today, that idea was that…
An Open Letter to Stephen Sommers
Dear Mr. Sommers, Rumor has it, you have been tapped to helm the upcoming G.I. Joe live-action film which is currently being fast-tracked into production after the success of Transformers,…
Superbad? Superawesome.
Superbad is one of those rare teen sex comedies that transcends its genre and truly captures what it’s like to be a teenager on the cusp of high school graduation.…
Dear Diary: Braaaaaaaaiiiins…..
Zombie film auteur George A. Romero has posted some new pics from the set of his upcoming film Diary of the Dead, which can best be described as The Blair…
There and Back Again
Lord of the Rings fans rejoice! Despite a storied dispute between Peter Jackson and New Line Cinema a few months back, Jackson may be in line to direct The Hobbit,…
Delays, Heat Waves and HD
And here I thought today would be pretty lowkey. My last day of work before a much-needed day off, a relaxing night at home, cracking a brew or two and…