Have You Finished the Fight?
James Wortman The dust has settled since the Tuesday release of Halo 3, which earned $170 million in 24 hours, making it the highest-grossing entertainment launch ever. Bravo, Microsoft. My history with…
September 2007
Halo, Goodbye
Hey Wortmaniacs. With much of my free time being gobbled up by the single-player Halo 3 campaign (review coming soon), The Report’s going to be light on updates for the…
Family Guy: The Star Wars Special
To commemorate the 30th anniversary of the original Star Wars film, Family Guy put together a one-hour tribute show, retelling the story using Family Guy characters. In many ways, it…
Transformers…in IMAX!
If you were living under a rock this summer or were otherwise incapacitated, Transformers was one of the most fun movies to hit the multiplex this year. Is it a…
TV Guide Talks to George Lucas
It’s after midnight, I’m unshaven (my entire head feels like a brillo pad) and I need a beer. That about sums up how I’m feeling right now. My workday kicked…
Death Proof on DVD
Remember that great idea Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez had a while back? Where they each made an homage to the schlocky trash cinema of yesteryear and presented it as…
Family Guy salutes TV at the 2007 Emmys
The only truly worthwhile part of this year’s Emmy Awards. Watch it. Brilliant. Views: 0
Smeared Ink: When Comics Get Real
“I bury my face in comic books, cause I don’t want to look at nothin’, this world’s too much, I’ve swallowed all I could.”-Eminem Seemingly, the above quotation is a…
BioShocked
Yes yes, I know. Another BioShock post? Haven’t we had enough? Well, it’s my report and I’ll gush if I want to. I just wrapped up BioShock tonight, having the…
WoW player scolded by parents over Ventrilo
Is WoW a dangerous addiction for America’s children? Decide for yourself. Either way, it’s pretty darn hilarious. Views: 0