The Simpsons Movie: Worth the Wait?
James Wortman After nearly two decades on television, everyone’s favorite yellow family has made its way to the big-screen, and I can safely say, as a longtime fan of the series, that…
July 2007
Beer and Donuts…Together At Last!
It’s safe to say that anticipation for The Simpsons Movie, coming to theaters on July 27th, is at a fever pitch. 11 7-Eleven stores across the country have been converted…
759 pages and two nights later…
…and I’ve just completed Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. You won’t find any spoilers here, since half the fun of the series is finding out what happens next, but…
The World’s Gone Potter Crazy!
It’s a good week for Harry Potter, the bespectacled boy wizard created by J.K. Rowling. With a hit movie topping the box office and a new book that’s selling like,…
Flea Market Montgomery – Long Version
Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes…Oh yeah! Views: 0
Explosion in Midtown
If your Sterling senses have been tingling, it’s because I’ve decided to break some of the previous formalities of The Wort Report with less structured, day-to-day posts intermingled with my…
A Case of the Mondays
Another week, another Monday. Tearing myself away from my two-day womb of sleeping in, mid-afternoon trips to Dunkin’ Donuts for a blueberry iced coffee (I can’t drink it during the…
A Beautiful Day for Video Gaming!
As it happens, I haven’t had the luckiest week. Venturing to Jones Beach last Saturday left me horribly sunburned for the better part of the last few days, with yesterday…
Transform and Roll Out!
I’m diggin’ the love that Optimus Prime and the gang have been getting over the past week and a half. It seems that despite some mixed reviews and the general…
Transformers: In Defense of the Dumb Blockbuster
Was it a good movie in disguise? Was it more than meets the eye? Can I think of a more unoriginal way to tie Transformers catch-phrases into a review of…